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All auditions are Monday and Tuesday of the audition dates at 6:30 pm in the Green Room at TOTS unless otherwise noted.
Callbacks, if needed, are on Wednesday of the audition dates.

Love, Lies, and
the Doctor's Dilemma

By Michael Parker & Susan Parker

Produced by special arrangement with Concord Theatricals

Directed by Mark Gillies

Audition Dates:​
September 25 & 26, 2023

Rehearsal Dates:
October 23 - November 30, 2023

Show Dates:
December 1 - December 17, 2023

SYNOPSIS:
Joan Scheller lives with the great love of her life, Sandy. In an effort to hide their relationship from her overbearing sister-in-law, the former movie star Olivia St. Claire, she introduces him as her psychiatrist. One little white lie leads to another. Before long, Vinny the Enforcer, a quintessential Italian mobster, masquerades as her security guard, while her son, Chris, is forced to wear a dress and become her daughter Christina. Further complications occur when her new neighbor, Rachael, whose life appears to be a series of catastrophes, creates chaos and confusion wherever she goes. “The Doctor” is in. Has Joan created a monster? Everyone wants a session. Olivia wants to discuss her love life, Rachael wants to know why she’s such a disaster, and Vinny wants to discuss his work as an “Enforcer.” Sandy is forced to listen and give misguided advice, which, to everyone’s surprise, seems to work. But what about love? Of course there’s Joan and Sandy, if they can survive Joan’s white lies; then there’s Rachael, who is strongly attracted to Chris, if he can survive her mayhem. Finally, there’s Olivia, who hires Vinny away from the mob to be her personal security guard (with benefits?).
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